merehumansGet vetted · €199
HUMAN B2B SALES. FOR SOFTWARE FOUNDERS.

You built it with AI.
Let a human sell it.

A named, fractional salesperson for B2B software sold to SMEs and enterprises. They make the calls, run the demos, chase the follow-ups and close. We choose them, train them and manage them.

Get vetted · €199 Senior developers. 148 quality checks.

Actual people.
Vetted.

€199 senior-developer vetting€1,499.25 sales setup€1,299 / month≈30% on eligible software salesExcl. tax. No sales guarantee.
25% YEAR-END OFFER€1,999 €1,499.25 sales setup€1,499 €1,124.25 optional PR setup25% off sales and PR initial fees until 1 January 2027, 00:00 UTC.See the full pricing
THE HUMAN PART

You keep building.
We pick up the phone.

You don’t browse profiles

Our own senior developers vet the software first. Then we select the salesperson who fits your buyer, market and language.

They prove they know it

You teach the product. We teach the sales. Nobody calls your buyers until they’ve passed a product check.

If they leave, your pipeline stays

Conversations, deals and training stay on the platform, so a replacement picks up where things stopped.

SOFTWARE QUALITY, CHECKED BY PEOPLE

Built it? Let’s put it through its paces.

We only sell software that holds up in front of a buyer. For €199, our own senior developers check yours against our proprietary 148-point quality checklist. We also look at the people behind it: whether you know how your buyers work, and whether the product solves a real problem or does the same job for less. You get a written verdict.

Tell us how you built it
148checks.

Senior developers.
Your software, under review.

€199 · paid upfront
HOW IT WORKS

Five steps.
We say no if we can’t sell it.

We only take on products a salesperson can honestly sell, and we tell you in writing which kind you have.

  1. 01 · €199

    Get vetted

    Tell us how you built it, who’s behind it and where the gaps are. We check the software against 148 quality points and whether you know how your buyers work, then tell you in writing whether we can sell it.

  2. 02 · €1,499.25

    Get sales-ready

    Once you’re approved, you accept a proposal and pay the setup fee. We prepare the sales approach and your onboarding. There’s no second verdict.

  3. 03 · INCLUDED

    Match and train

    We assign your human. You demo the product. They pass the product check before they start.

  4. 04 · €1,299 / MO

    Sell

    Calls, demos, follow-up and closing, inside an agreed monthly allocation. You see the work.

  5. 05 · ≈30%

    Get paid first

    Commission comes from verified cash your customers paid you. Never from a signature or a busy week.

LET’S BE HONEST ABOUT FIT

Good product.
Real sales potential.

Our standard service is for B2B software with a clear business buyer and realistic sales economics, sold to SMEs and enterprises.

Tell us what you’re building

We’re a good fit if

Your B2B software works today

Your software solves a problem for SME or enterprise buyers

The deal size can carry the fees

You can fund a real sales cycle

It’s not a fit if

The product isn’t ready for real customers

It’s a low-priced consumer app

The margins can’t support the fees

OPTIONAL · HUMAN-DELIVERED PR

Make some noise.
With your approval.

Social and traditional media PR with an experienced firm based in the Netherlands, the UK and the UAE. Markets and deliverables are agreed for your engagement. You approve the exact version before anything goes out.

Explore the PR add-on
a little more
“heard of you.”
€1,49925% OFF INITIAL FEE

+€1,124.25 to start

+€799 / month

Optional. Excludes tax. Coverage isn’t guaranteed.
YOUR NEXT CHAPTER HAS A HUMAN IN IT.

We reached you.
We’ll reach your buyer too.

You’ve done the building. Let’s see if we can do the selling.

Get vetted · €199